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ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

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hextina:

flirting with your crush like

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too-canadian:

Is this real life

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snapchatting:

shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!

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(Source: somewhat-tempestuous, via pizza)

bitched:

trying on new jeans in the fitting roomimage

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the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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